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Babbles Nonsense
Babbling about Sun Signs, Moon Moods, and Cosmic Clues w/ Chris Medina
#180: Forget everything you thought you knew about astrology from those vague newspaper horoscopes. In this eye-opening conversation with psychic medium Chris Medina, we dive deep into the profound cosmic truths that shape our personalities, emotional responses, and life patterns.
Chris breaks down the fundamental elements of astrology with remarkable clarity – explaining how your sun sign is just the beginning. Your moon sign governs your emotional life, your rising sign creates that first impression others have of you, and your Venus placement might explain why you keep falling for people who leave you on read. Unlike the generalized predictions that make skeptics roll their eyes, Chris reveals how precise birth charts create a cosmic fingerprint unique to you.
What makes this discussion particularly fascinating is how Chris integrates his psychic abilities with astrological knowledge. "When I look at somebody's information during a reading, I'll psychically sense when something doesn't align," he explains. This intuitive approach allows him to detect when birth times might be incorrect or when someone's chart doesn't match their energy.
The conversation takes surprising turns as Chris shares provocative insights – challenging the notion that Scorpios are the zodiac's most manipulative sign (he claims it's actually Taurus), revealing which signs give "emotionally unavailable" vibes, and explaining why full moon rituals aren't one-size-fits-all spiritual practices. Whether you're a longtime astrology enthusiast or a curious skeptic, his no-nonsense approach cuts through the mystical jargon to deliver actionable wisdom.
Ready to discover what the planets are actually trying to teach you? Listen in as Chris reads the cosmic notes written in your chart – your soul's blueprint that might just explain everything from career choices to relationship patterns better than years of therapy ever could. This episode provides the celestial blueprint you've been searching for. The universe has notes, and Chris Medina is reading them out loud.
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What is up everyone? Welcome back to another episode of the Babbles Nonsense Podcast. Today I'm joined by none other than psychic medium, chris Medina, who also happens to know a lot about astrology. He's here to explain what the planets are actually trying to teach us, you know, when they're not wrecking our relationships, jobs and nervous systems. We're talking real astrology, not the watered-down horoscopes in the back of a magazine.
Johnnna:Real astrology, not the watered down horoscopes in the back of a magazine, but deep cosmic truths like why your moon sign runs your emotional life, how your rising sign tricks people and why your Venus placement might explain why you're in love with someone who can't text you back. Chris brings intuition, spiritual clarity and a little side eye to the mess we've all made under the stars. So light some sage clutch your crystals or your emotional support iced coffees and let's get into it. The universe has notes and Chris is here to read them out loud. No, I and you know, like I don't know about you. I know obviously you're psychic, but like do you find that in that world that a lot of people it kind of meshes like the astrology and the psychic ability?
Chris Medina :Oh, yeah, I love it. I, um, I my first. Are we recording now? Yeah, we're recording. Yeah, I uh the first introduction that I had was through an astrologer as far as like astrology, through an astrologer at the psychic eye who I became really close with and, uh, she gave me readings and did my chart and showed me how to you know how it all works and stuff.
Chris Medina :And then I told her I said I want to start doing astrology and she said well, I'm going to teach you completely differently. She said because you're not going to be able to catch on. It's just too complex, it's too technical, it's a lot of math, shit. Believe it or not, you got to. You got to know the difference between a sextile a and in conjunct, all this shit. I was like I don't have time for all that. And she's like yeah, I know, she's like your attention span is real small, is real short.
Chris Medina :So she said I'm going to teach you the house placements, the sign that you already know, the signs, and I want you to use your psychic ability on how that works being placed in each house. Okay, it's like okay, so just set it up. So she gave me my chart, she showed me it and I just started reading it and she was like I knew this was going to work. I knew that you were going to look at this completely different than the way an astrologer looks at it. I said yeah. I said I don't feel like I need to know. I said it's great to know all the mathematical stuff and what you have to do. I said, but I mean to know the sun, the moon and the rising sign is huge in somebody's chart.
Johnnna:Well, that's what it so, guys, we just started recording, but obviously this is Chris Medina. He's a psychic medium and he also does astrology. Would you call yourself an astrologer? No, okay, just do astrology, yeah, I don't want to take away from anybody.
Chris Medina :that's taken years. I mean that master of the art of astrology. I mean it's a lot of work, I mean it changes every single day. But yeah, I would never call myself a master astrologer. I would say I dabble in astrology. So yeah, I want to keep that front and real.
Johnnna:Well, and I knew that because you did my first reading with me like three years ago now, and you did bring up into it like the astrology, because you were asking me like time of birth date and all that stuff. So like that's why I wanted to have you on, because obviously you're the only person I know that knows astrology so well. And, like you were saying when we first started recording, people think they know about astrology but they really don't. So like what I know about astrology is from like growing up reading 17 magazine, reading the horoscopes in the back of the magazine. So how does that like for you? What is astrology to you?
Chris Medina :Astrology is a great tool to I'm going to be upfront to break the ice in a conversation or if we're going to do a session. I always say that the only reason why I do astrology towards the end of everybody's session is because you have to take what I say psychically and the medium side of things for what it is Astrology. I can give you something to look at. You can go and do your own research, put it in AI and figure it out on your own. It's a really good tool for you to get to know yourself in a different way.
Johnnna:Okay.
Chris Medina :Does that make sense?
Johnnna:Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
Chris Medina :When we talk about astrology in readings. I was just like you 17 Magazine Cosmo. Go back to the astrology page. The astrologer, the astrology what was it? The bedside astrologer for Cosmo, right, I ripped it out of the magazine, carried that with me everywhere. But it's so much more than just the sun sign. The sun sign is obviously the sign that you're born under. You know the month and the day, but then we start bringing in the moon, which has an effect on your emotions, the way that you internalize and the things that you keep on the inside. And the rising sign is. I mean, in order to calculate the rising, you have to have the exact time of birth. It can't be off because it can change. It can change the whole wheel sometimes and it could change the rising sign, like I could put you as a Virgo rising when you're really a Libra rising.
Johnnna:Based on one minute.
Chris Medina :Yeah.
Johnnna:Or, if you had like, maybe AM PM like backwards or something.
Chris Medina :Exactly, and that's happened to me too. Where I've calculated someone's chart, I was like it doesn't. And here's where here's where the psychic stuff comes in. I look at somebody's information that they give me. You know, during a reading, they'll tell me, you know, I was born at 1208 PM and I'll and I hate to say this, but I'll be like, are you sure? And they're like why? And I was like because you're, you don't look like a, like a Scorpio rising, you look more it's AM rather than PM, so it does have a huge effect.
Johnnna:No, you told me that and I remember it, I think cause you gave me two, cause I went back and looked at our first reading kind of like, looked at the notes on the astrology section and I remember at the time I didn't know if I was AM or PM because my parents lost my birth certificate, but I got it. So I now know when I was born. But you had I remember going I'm pretty sure it's AM and you started doing your astrology thing and then you did that to me. You were like are you sure You're?
Chris Medina :like cause.
Johnnna:this doesn't fit your personality and I was like maybe it's for you.
Chris Medina :Yeah, yeah. It's so funny Once you start getting the hang of it and then when you start using it in your everyday life, like Jay and I will go get dinner or lunch or something at a restaurant and I'll be like that girl has a hardcore tourist vibe so she has to have Taurus in her chart or whatever. So you get to, you know you break the ice and ask them. You know you start making, you start, you know making conversation. Well, what sign are you? And they're like I'm a Taurus and I look at jail.
Johnnna:It's like I told you. Well, I didn't know that like the sun signs were actually like the Scorpio, the Virgo. I didn't explained it.
Chris Medina :So you said the moon is your emotion yeah, it's all the internal stuff, the emotions, the way that you internalize, the way that you think, um, uh, the way that you feel at times. Okay, how do you?
Johnnna:how do you feel like, you know, like, about these horoscopes when you read them, because they're so generic and so vague and they're like. So, for example, I'm a'm a quote unquote Scorpio, right, but then isn't your personality, from what I've heard, not really the sun sign most of the time like you, and I think I heard this on maybe Lala's podcast. She was talking about it and she said she comes off more as something else.
Chris Medina :Is that the rising it's the rising or sometimes the moon. It's so funny that you bring up, you know, the horoscope thing, because I was looking at Yahoo today and I clicked because it's the default automatically set to what sun sign we're in right now. So it was set to cancer. So I went back to Taurus and it was saying all this shit and I was like who the fuck is writing this stuff? It is like couldn't be further from them and that's Yahoo specifically, I never look at Yahoo's horoscopes because they're always so shitty and yeah, yeah, one could turn around and be like, well, you're trying to deflect. No, motherfucker, I know myself and this is not how I am.
Johnnna:So, yeah, but yeah, like, so like, do you think I mean who does write it? Do you think they hire an astrologer for real?
Chris Medina :I think they hire an astrologer that can do. And it's difficult because, again, they're doing a very generalized uh reading for that sign. Okay, I mean that's so blanketed and so generalized that you're, that you're saying things that could possibly apply, but until you, unless you know the actual person, you can get their birth information, it's completely different. You can't go just by the sun sign.
Johnnna:So how, like when you are giving a reading like I know you gave me my reading do you use that? I know you said it's to kind of break the ice, but do you use that a little bit to help with the reading?
Chris Medina :I use it to kind of break the ass. But do you use that a little bit to help with the reading?
Chris Medina :I use it to like confirm dates or whatever, like I'll bring my psychic stuff in and, like I said before, I use it more as kind of like well, you can look into it and see when it's favorable for you, because you can look into it. But yeah, I like to do that. It's a little bit of fun, especially if, like you know, I gave all the hardcore stuff and I kind of want to break up the end of the reading, like, if I gave, sometimes I have to give bad news. I have to get, you know, get in their ass and, you know, jerk them around a little bit. So I'll always use astrology and be like you know, use it as a cheeky way of being, like you know, well, that's because of your moon, you think that way. You've got a Scorpio moon, so of course you're going to internal like do you feel like it's pretty accurate with people and their personalities, or do you feel like cause like again, I'm only so.
Johnnna:I actually had an astrologer reading through a friend, so it's kind of weird. She gave this astrologer in India something about is a certain type of astrologer and I don't even know what she said Vedic astrology.
Johnnna:Yeah, and she said like it's one of the like, the oldest, like in really good so, and she had to do it because he only speaks her language, so she had to like interpret for me, so like she was interpreting for me and it was just. It was just, it was almost like a psychic reading, but through astrology. So that's why when I, when we first started, I was like, okay, that didn't come across to me as astrology, that came across to me as like more like a psychic reading, but it was astrology how did you feel about the astrology aspect of it though?
Johnnna:so I took notes, which again she was speaking very fast and I didn't get a lot of the astral. Like they didn't say a lot of astrology stuff. Like they were saying stuff like don't get married before 2029, don't go through south-facing doors. So I was like what?
Chris Medina :See again, I don't need to get on anybody's picnic or say anything negative about the way they handle their things, but I don't. I mean you've had readings from me. I mean, even if they're informal and we're just going back and forth on Instagram or I call you up and we talk, or whatever. You know, I'm completely different. I don't tell you don't do this, right right, completely different I don't tell you don't do this, don't do that, I mean.
Chris Medina :And also, too, you can't. I understand this is going to contradict this psychic stuff and the astrology, what I'm about to say here. You can't stop living your life or stop time because of X, y and Z. You got to keep plugging along. And also, too, you don't know whether or not you're going to be challenging yourself or it's going to be a lesson that you have to overcome by taking the initiative.
Chris Medina :I have a go-to astrologer that I've been going to for over 20 years. This bitch has known me ever since back in the day, I mean when I had blonde and red hair. She knows who I am and she knows how I like to work. So when we do astrology it's different. She'll always say I'm going to give you all the hardcore transits that are coming in and all the negative stuff, because I know you like to hear that first. It's not so I can manipulate it, it's because when it comes into real time, I'm going to be very aware of it. I'll be like, oh, this is what she told me during our session here, so this is how I'm going to handle it. It's not cheating and it's not manipulation. It's simply allowing me because I worry about shit, I'm doing readings with people and then I hardly you know I put myself on the back burner. So when it comes into play, I just remind myself okay, I got to go into this mode.
Chris Medina :Now I don't, yeah, south facing doors or the feng shui shit. I mean, I understand it and I know it's been around for years, but I don't. I think people get into it without realizing what the fuck they're doing. Like astrology, oh, I can't go do this. I'm a Libra, so I can't do that. Or you know, we're going to go. We're going to go do a full moon, a full moon ritual. How does that work for you?
Johnnna:Yeah.
Chris Medina :How? What are you? What are you releasing and how does it apply in your chart? What if you don't have any cancer in your chart or nothing rules outside that? What do you? I just, I think people get comfortable with the idea of, like, I'm going to go and release, but it's more of like a defense mechanism for them than anything else. I don't believe that they're releasing shit, right right, because then we have. We have people don't realize we have a new moon and a full moon every fucking month.
Johnnna:That's what I was about to ask you, because you know. You know Mercury and retrograde is like a hot topic to say like anytime something goes wrong in your life, that's what someone says. They're like oh, it's just Mercury and retrograde, Doesn't that happen a lot?
Chris Medina :Mercury retrograde happens at least three to four times a year and it's in different signs, and that's the one I take seriously. Yeah, mercury is all about your communications, the way that you speak. It's phone, it's phone calls, it's computers, it's your car, it's electronics. So, depending on what sign is there like? If it's going to be in Gemini, pay attention to what people are telling you, because this could be, this could be something that's very misleading, where somebody is trying to say something they're not getting it across or in some way, or they they forget in some way. Okay, I'm very big on Mercury retrograde. That's the only one that I kind of like. Oh well, you know, let's pay attention to this.
Johnnna:Okay, cause I know people say it all the time when, like you know, when stuff's just going bad in their life, it's a narcissist. Oh, marker's in retrograde, yeah that explains why he's such an idiot.
Chris Medina :Yeah, no, or I mean it happens to me all the time where people are like I didn't realize that I booked a session at one o'clock, I have a meeting at one o'clock, I got it. Can I move it to three? So whenever Mercury's retrograde, I always I know it's so weird, but I'm always prepared for it I always kind of cushion the that makes sense and I was going to ask you so, like, how to like.
Johnnna:Obviously we talk about Mercury. A lot Is there. And then I was watching the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. I don't know if you see that reality show or whatnot, but she said something about Venus returning.
Chris Medina :Yeah, venus return yeah.
Johnnna:Like cause I guess Kelsey Musgraves wrote a song about it and like I'd never heard of that. What is the Venus returning thing? Because apparently people start freaking out about it when they're in their twenties.
Chris Medina :But if you were to ask them to explain that to you, tell me what a Venus return is and how it directly affects you. It's going to be a lot of I don't know, so you have no idea about. And also, venus is the planet of love, but it's also associated with money as well too. So if you're having a Venus return, depending on where it's also associated with money as well too. So if you're having a Venus return, depending on where it's in your chart like, I just had a Venus return and it's in Aries so that was very beneficial to me. In my third house I had a lot of. I've been very blessed to be able to do what I'm doing for so long and then to have opportunity come on top of that as well too. So it was favorable for me. But if it's not, if it would have been, if your Venus would have been in Libra, which would have been opposing this current Venus thing, then there would have been some difficulty there.
Chris Medina :But people just hear this shit. They don't know what they're talking about or what it actually means. You tell them to explain it to you. I love when people tell me are you going to go do a full moon ritual. Well, what's the moon in? Oh, it's in Cancer Again. How does that affect you? What are you releasing? I didn't even think about that. Maybe you might, you know.
Johnnna:Right. So speaking of full moon rituals, like I've heard about them and I've heard like but I'm loving that you're telling me this like it only applies if it's applicable to what's going on in your sign. So if I don't have any cancer in my sun moon or rising, then it's not going to do me any justice, is what I'm thinking?
Chris Medina :sun moon or rising, then it's not going to do me any justice is what I'm thinking. I'm hearing you say, yeah, you're going to have cancer in at least one of your houses, but if there's no planets that are directly directing, affecting that, you're not going to have a huge influence, as if, as to somebody like me where my Saturn's in cancer, my Mars is in cancer and it's over in my seventh house of relationships, so that's going to be big for me. The last year was all eclipses and you know new, all this stuff last year was direct, directly affecting me, in all my houses and my signs.
Chris Medina :Okay the last year was kind of a doozy of a little bit of a year of putting one foot in front there and getting getting out, of getting out of my own way, and this year for me it's going to be a little bit more on the personal side of things too. So this would affect the full moon, is going to affect my seventh. No, it's going to go into my first because it's going to be the full moon in Capricorn, because I have that axis on my Capricorn rising which means you should over to my seventh house, and it's going to be in cancer. So it's on the axis. So that directly personally affects me in a different way than it would somebody that doesn't have any planets in cancer.
Johnnna:See, I would love to be inside your brain because, like to me, this is just like almost like you said, it's very mathematical, like the way you're, like the way you're talking because obviously I don't do a visual podcast, it's just audio. But if y'all could like to see how he's like moving and stuff, like it is very mathematical and I'm thinking that's exactly the visual I get in my head is like this whole mathematical equation on, like a whiteboard that someone's doing.
Chris Medina :Yeah, but if you, if you teach yourself what the signs mean like Taurus, cancer, aries and then you find out what the symbolisms of the houses mean, like the first house is going to be your rising house, the house of self. The second house is the house of finances, it's your own personal finances as an individual. The third house is communications and how you communicate with the people around you, in your neighborhood, your every day. It's a Gemini, so it's your lower level type. It's not the higher mind, like Sag is, which is a ninth house. And then the fourth house is going to be ruled by Taurus, which is family and roots and stuff. So it's easy. Well, for me it's easy. It's easy to understand the signs and how they work in those houses. And then the oppositions like the polar opposite of Scorpio is going to be Taurus.
Chris Medina :Okay, so you and I I again we are polar opposites from each other but we get along so well because we both have a very, you know, spunky sense of humor. We love a good joke, we love to talk shit there. That's why we get along so well. So opposites do attract in that way. But once you familiarize yourself with all that stuff, it just becomes second nature to you. I mean, again, I don't want to take away from a full-blown astrologer, but I don't need the mathematical shit. I just need to know if it's going to be, if it's going to be an opposition, if it's going to be a sextile, if it's going to be favorable or negative, and then I kind of take it from there.
Johnnna:No, that makes sense. So like, if we're talking about like full moon rituals again, then and I know nothing about astrology like I, you're also a Scorpio, so cancer season's a very good time for you that's like a.
Chris Medina :I think that's considered a trine in astrology, because cancer and Scorpio go together like peanut butter and jelly. So you might find yourself being a little bit more emotional or want to be a little bit more loving and free with your emotions during this time.
Johnnna:Really.
Chris Medina :Cancer season. Yes, that would explain why I cried all last weekend exactly, and that's that. That would explain why, again, with when it comes to me and my, in my little mood swings, I have the moon in pisces, so cancer hits my little moon there and it also hits my sun in taurus. So I'm, I have, I have all the feels now.
Johnnna:Are there signs that everything lines up to the same, like scorpio, scorpio, scorpio it's you're talking about this, can? Everything line up to be the same sign.
Chris Medina :Not in. I mean, I've seen people like one of my good friends, marissa Mendez. She's a hip hop personality, she's a triple Leo. She's got the sun, moon and rising all in Leo. But the other planets are going to be in other. Like her, mercury could be in Virgo, or it's not always going to be Leo. It's very rare to find somebody that has all Leo placements. I don't think that's ever happened.
Johnnna:Okay, well, now I got some questions from some friends because I told him I was going to be talking to you about astrology, and what can someone learn from a birth chart that they may not learn in therapy?
Chris Medina :Okay, make me walk this fine line.
Johnnna:Well, first let me just say a session with you. Anyways, makes me feel like five years of therapy in one hour with a session with you, so I will just throw that out there.
Chris Medina :I appreciate that.
Chris Medina :I when I look, when I tell people to go do their astrology to find out a deeper version of themselves. That's because when you go to a therapist, I don't care how open you are, you're still going to be a little bit holding yourself back. Does that make sense? Kind of a little bit of arm's length. And also to understand something it I'm not going to throw a therapist under the bus, because I work hand in hand with a lot of them. As far as, like, if I'm finding somebody that's a little bit hard to reach psychically, that needs more of like a process, I'm talking about like more unloading, or somebody that could be a little bit more patient with them and help them down the road a little bit, definitely recommend going to therapy because I can't hold your hand the entire way. I can give you a roadmap of what needs to be done and what you need to do, but I can't just snap my fingers and hope to God that you do it. So when I refer them to astrology and tell them look at your moon, look where it's placed at here, mother, or this is why you have issues with family, or whatever, I do that so they can learn on their own.
Chris Medina :So it's very private, it's very personal. Therapy is completely different. How many times have you gone to a therapist and they try to generalize you with the client? They just read before. That's what I tell even my peers in the psychic area. You cannot generalize your readings and tell somebody the same thing you told somebody else because it doesn't apply to them. Like when somebody tells me oh, my personal journey and I'm, you know, working with human design, why don't you figure out how you fucking work first before you start figuring out what works for everybody else?
Johnnna:right, and is that? I was? That was one of the questions, because I've done human design too. Is human design very generalized like? Because it's similar to astrology in a way? It doesn't obviously do your moons and suns and risings and stuff, but it tells you, kind of like, the journey you're on, but there's only what like the general, there's only like four.
Chris Medina :Yeah, people take that. People take that in consideration and use that as a way to tell themselves well, this is the reason why I am the way that I am. Instead of using utilizing it to to get themselves out of that mess or to evolve Like does that work? You're learning about you through somebody else, instead of you taking that time to figure out how you work. You know what's wrong with you. Having to admit it. It's a problem. Right, you're right. Nobody wants to admit that. I'm stuck in fear. I mean, I just read somebody a few minutes ago, before we got on here, and I was telling them one of the biggest things that you need to realize here is that you've gotten yourself this far. You are afraid. You're afraid of relationships because you've been hurt in the past or but you're not looking at it as that. You at least you allowed yourself the opportunity to get involved in that relationship right from it. Don't. Don't hold yourself up because somebody didn't know how to treat you right, no, no, no.
Johnnna:That makes complete sense. And, like with your charts, like I know you said, like it, it changes every minute, every day. So is that something you're stuck with at birth, like you're stuck with this and this is how it's going to go, or can it change throughout time it's going?
Chris Medina :to change. What astrologers do is the only thing that stays the same is your wheel. What happens when I do a birth chart? I am getting a picture of where the planets were at at the exact time of your birth. That does not change. After I get that snapshot, obviously, the planets continue to move and move forward here. So what we start doing after we do the natal chart and I start telling you all the characteristics that you were born with, then I start applying the transits where the planets are at now in the present time. At my time of birth, the north was at was in scorpio, fast forward all the way to 2025. Now it's in pisces, so that? So that means the north node is now transiting, which means moving through my second house of finances, because my second house is pisces okay, yeah, that makes a lot of sense your birth chart stays the same.
Chris Medina :But then, after I get that snapshot, then the world continue, the universe continues to move. Snapshot, then the world, the universe continues to move. And then the planets start making their way through all your houses you know what's crazy about all this?
Johnnna:I just had this thought coming to my head um, I think it's cool like reading like history books and stuff, because all the kings and stuff back in the day that's the first people they would call is psychics, mediums and astrologers yeah, yeah.
Chris Medina :Now we're considered witches and we're heretics and all this other shit. You know I'm evil. I mean, I don't know how many times people have told me I mean, that's the devil's work that you're doing.
Johnnna:How is?
Chris Medina :the devil's work when I've been assisted.
Johnnna:Me and my friend kind of argue about this, going back and forth, because I consider myself a Christian and like we're both reading the Bible right now and like I don't believe. I believe that it's a gift from God that you have been given and of course she does not. So we have debates about this all the time. I'm like I don't see how, like obviously, you can use any of your talents singing, speaking, podcasting, psychic ability for evil. Any talents could be used for evil. It's how you use them. I feel like, and I think, that God has given all of us a talent. We might not have tapped into it yet and what it is, but like your talent just happens to be being able to see the future and seeing people that have passed.
Chris Medina :How is that any different from the stories in the Bible of people being prophetic and giving readings or giving visions? They're just considered visions, they're called prophets. Somebody told me not too long ago, in order to maybe you should change your, your way of putting out the putting things out there and not tell people you're psychic and tell people that you're more of a prophet. And I said that sounds more phony than calling myself a fucking psychic to say I'm a prophet, I know. No, I'm going to say what I'm going to say, and if you don't like it, then you don't have to listen.
Johnnna:No, no, but I'm glad you said that, because I said the same thing. I said how is it any different than the prophets that predicted revelations or any?
Chris Medina :of that stuff that hasn't happened yet. And let me tell you something Again. I don't want to come across on this whole religious side of it here, but I've been backed up by God. There's been several situations that I've been involved in personally to where God was fighting for me. I could have committed suicide back in the early 2000s.
Chris Medina :In 2000, I told my guides, if I wake up feeling the same way that I'm feeling right now, I'm not going to do this anymore. I've jumped over every fucking hurdle you guys have given me. Enough is enough. I need peace.
Chris Medina :Do you know that I had a dream that that same night I had a dream that God came down and told me to pray peace. Do you know that I had a dream that that same night I had a dream that God came down and told me to pray. The devil was telling me don't listen to him and was trying to get me to go down into the sewer to save this little boy that was crying down there. And my God and my guide said don't talk to it. And they told me to start praying. I had another saint come to me that I don't even know who the saint was and told me that he wanted to witness what I did and he was telling me what he did when he was alive. How was that evil If I'm, if people are coming to my dreams, that I have known, that I know nothing about here and I'm not using my ability for evil?
Johnnna:Right, and that's what I do. Think there are psychics that like, or maybe false psychics, kind of like false prophets out there that don't like maybe are leading people to the wrong path. But you've like, in any reading that I've ever had with you, that's never been. I've never walked away feeling like that.
Chris Medina :No.
Johnnna:Does that make?
Chris Medina :sense? Yeah, because what ends up happening is that, again, you have to be real. I tell psychics this all the time. You're so busy wanting to be right and you want the validation of being stamped as a psychic, but what you're doing is you're giving people false hope or telling them things that are never going to come true, because that's just not in their nature to be that way. What people are looking for is obviously hope through a reading, but I'm not going to give you false hope and tell you you're going to be in this amazing relationship when you can't even get your fat ass off the couch to go on a date. How is that going to work? Yeah, he's speaking to me, guys.
Johnnna:No no.
Chris Medina :But you know what I mean. Or tell somebody that you're going to have this great, amazing job and you're going to fly high there. When you're scared, you can't speak up for yourself, right? I don't want to take anybody's hope away, but I always tell people, in order to get from here to there, you have to get this roadblock out of your way, which is your fear and insecurity, or else you are going to stay there. It's true.
Chris Medina :How can you expect any? I mean, they come to me for Stassi Schroeder readings. I want that Stassi Schroeder reading. I cannot give that to you. Nick Fial from the yeah, he said I want that reading too. I can't give that to you because you're not her, and this doesn't mean that she's better than you are, but when? Better than you are, but when? But this is somebody that, again, look look at what she's been through. Right, she's changed her whole, her whole shit on her own. There was no telling that girl, no. So when I was reading her, I was like this is what's going to happen. This is not like stassi. Well, if you decide this, she's not that kind of person that sits there and be like, well, I don't know what to do.
Johnnna:Right, that's not her, no yeah, that's so crazy, so you read for nick vile too, side note yeah, I was on his show, his podcast.
Chris Medina :Yeah, a long time ago, like, I think, in 2018 or 29.
Johnnna:This is before you even had the kid I was, I just kind of got into him. So like I'll have to go back and find your episode he needs to bring you back on that motherfucker.
Chris Medina :Let me tell you something. I mean this in a positive way. I met with, uh, katie, katie maloney from vanderpump because she she's on the same network as she was, such a network as he was, and I told her a couple years ago we were sitting there at grandville in studio city and I said that fucker has the potential to be the next ryan seacrest you know what that you said, that he, when he just did the host of the Mormon wives and I was thinking that I was like he did really good hosting that- he, he's I cannot say this because it would be a slap in the face to him.
Chris Medina :He's better than he allows himself to be at times. Does that make sense?
Johnnna:Yeah.
Chris Medina :But he that that kid is so fucking he's can be so focused and just it's really good at what he does there. That that I saw that I was telling her I was like this guy's going to be, has potential to be, the next Ryan Seacrest. Now look what he's doing. I think he's opening.
Johnnna:He's, he's opened. I didn't know like Chris Medina reads for celebrities, but like there's so many podcasts you can listen the one he's specifically referring to is the Saucy Schroeder podcast and that's when I immediately reached out because I was like he just predict, like obviously we waited to see what happened, but you didn't give her like a positive through through reading on her podcast, frou-frou reading on her podcast, and then two, three years goes by, the pandemic happens. Everything that happened to her I was like did anyone catch that?
Chris Medina :Chris literally said that before it happened. So to jump back into astrology real quick Stassi is a Cancer Scorpio Capricorn rising. I am a Taurus Pisces Capricorn rising. We have very similar energy in our charts and so so with her she's a no bullshit type of person. I'm not intimidated by a lot of people. I'm not saying that she scares me, but when she's asking you a question she wants a fucking answer. You know what I'm saying? She she's not bitchy about it at all. She's just somebody that just you can tell that the wheels are turning. When you're talking to her, she's paying attention. She's playing everything out in her head. So when I went over there, I looked at it as if I was getting a reading from a psychic. I'd want to hear all the shit, whether it was good or bad, and that's what I gave her. Yeah, I think she respected it.
Johnnna:And I mean you do that for everybody in all your readings. I mean personally. But yes, going back to astrology, is there such thing as a quote unquote, bad chart, or is it just like misunderstood energy? Or is it something that we can shift things, or is it completely out of our control?
Chris Medina :Sometimes it's completely out of your control and I explain this all the time during sessions. We've met people and I think I told you this. We've met people in school where you look at them and you're like, I mean, I get a lot of shit for this because people tell me God, it's like you have no hope for people. I don't have any more hope for them than they have for themselves. And we've all looked at somebody and looked at them and be like you are never going to change. Once a dumb fuck, always a dumb fuck. And I can give them their chart and tell them this is why you're doing what you're doing here, but if you don't have the drive and the determination to change, no, you're exactly right, go ahead.
Johnnna:Sorry, I was gonna say and again when I get my readings.
Chris Medina :That's why I like the negative stuff up front. I'm not trying to manipulate it, but I want to learn. I want to evolve. I don't want to come back here and learn. These things have to go through the same lessons again.
Johnnna:No, completely. I mean honestly, like same thing, like I'm terrible, like I'm bad about repeating the same thing, like I'm trying to do better this year. But we'll see. We'll see, um, which signs are most compatible and which are most chaotic together.
Chris Medina :I think, uh, I think Scorpio and cancer make a really good combination. I just, I mean, I see a lot of couples that we got Scorpio and cancer. I think Taurus and cancer make a good combination. I think I'm going to get a lot of shit for this and I love my Virgos, but Virgos in relationships have to be the most challenging and I'm probably going to get shit for that.
Chris Medina :The only reason why I say that is because it they they can very much get with the most watery, the most watery, the most down to earth sign or whatever, but when it comes to their love language, they're always in control of that or they feel like they always have to go above and beyond in the relationship and not necessarily learn lessons they need to learn for themselves. As far as learning how to receive love or letting people do things for them genuinely and authentically. You will always catch a Virgo saying I go above and beyond and do this for everybody here, but I don't get anything back in return. Wrong bitch, because you don't allow them to. You don't let them and I've caught.
Johnnna:I mean, I was saying you didn't la la vargo yeah, but see when it comes to her.
Chris Medina :Thank god for that, but she's got the moon and aquarius okay where she again.
Chris Medina :I, I, I have a difficulty with moon and Aquarius. Okay, where she again, I have a difficulty with Moon and Aquarius too. But she, she can kind of like she can be very OCD when it comes to things. But then also I mean, you can, you can distract her with a good laugh or a good joke and it kind of lowers her. Of course she's going to snap back into who she is, but I mean, yeah, she's got very hardcore. Virgo, I could be challenging, but I love that girl.
Johnnna:Oh, I love her too, like um, but she talks about being a Virgo all the time. She'll be like. That's just the Virgo in me on our podcast and stuff like that. So I love that, um. Can astrology? Can astrology predict people breaking up or long lasting love?
Chris Medina :Yes, it can give you an indication of how this relationship is going to be, what the challenges are, and that's why, again, when I do couples therapy, you know, again, this is towards the end of it I'm going to do. I do all this, like you know how I work, I do all this like in the forefront and then do astrology later.
Chris Medina :But I will tell them. This is the reason why it's so challenging. You cannot be a, you can't be. Let's see a Scorpio. Oh no, that's wrong. Well, letini to be all about the feelings and the emotions Gemini especially Gemini men which I've dated before, are very good at. Why don't you tell me what you want rather than have me fucking guess? If you tell me what you need, I will give it to you. It's not me bitching and complaining to you, it's just I don't deal well with learning how to read emotions, and a Scorpio is very much like and you know this too. Come find me. I'm lost down in here. I'm throwing up the breadcrumbs. I threw a rope to you so you can see where I'm at. A Gemini is going to be like oh, there's a rope there. What the fuck's that doing there? Pick it up and move it aside, you know what I'm saying.
Johnnna:We wouldn't be good together.
Chris Medina :Scorpio well.
Johnnna:I'm going to contradict myself.
Chris Medina :Scorpio and Gemini could be good together as far as like the smarts and like the conversations they would have there, but on an emotional level it's kind of Hard. Yeah, it's kind of hard. A Gemini needs somebody that's going to be more, I think, a Gemini. To be honest, I think a Gemini and a Virgo work together because they're both in different ways.
Johnnna:Do you believe that twin flames exist?
Chris Medina :Yes, absolutely 100% Can do you believe that twin flames exist? Yes, absolutely 100%.
Johnnna:Can you see twin flames in a chart at all?
Chris Medina :I had never seen twin flames in a chart so much as when I see it in a in a session like a psychic reading when I'm saying that this is your forever person.
Johnnna:Really.
Chris Medina :Yeah, and people don't realize sometimes. It doesn't have to always just be relationships. It could be friendships Like Jay. Jay is not gay at all, he's straight as an arrow. But I always fuck with him and tell him we again, we don't, we are soulmates in a different type of way.
Johnnna:He said I hate when you say that I'm like, but we, we're so comfortable no, no, I believe that I have some girlfriends that I feel like, like they are literally, like, like it's hard to explain, it's like you're your family, like it's almost like you, like you've met them for two minutes, but you've known them for your entire life and know you inside, I mean right and jay, people are like don't you guys get bored with each other?
Chris Medina :when you find somebody that understands you inside and out, that has gone through. I mean, when we talk about, uh, astrology, jay is a cancer aqua, jay's a cancer libra aquarius. So he's got some water and he's got some air there. And I always tell people during my sessions one of the biggest things that I learned from him was that I can have an argument with somebody and not have it be the end of the friendship or relationship, because when I get into an argument, I'm pretty sure the same way it's fuck you and die. I don't want anything to do with you, get the hell out of here. You know, blah, blah, blah.
Chris Medina :And then, when jay came around and and he actually helped me with my kids as well too, as far as lowering some of that, because I was always worried I'm a Taurus, I always worried about my kids First little sniffle, I hear we've got to go to the emergency room, blah, blah, blah. And he would tell me relax, okay, do something. Go, walk away for a second, chill the fuck out, and then come back and we on my own too, with my own guides, coming in and telling me you know, you gotta, you gotta practice more patience and not be so worried about things.
Johnnna:Okay, well, so I am that way, chris, but I'm also not like I'm really bad about being like fuck you, screw you, I'm done.
Johnnna:But then, like I have this immense guilt and I don't know where it's coming from in my chart or anything like that, or if it's just from previous history, like so I don't know if you know this because we don't talk a lot, but like my father passed away when I was 10. Oddly enough, had a psychic premonition about that, never told you that, but like I heard a crash at the same time that he actually died in a car wreck and then my mom pulled us into the room the next day and she was like hey, girls, I was like Daddy died, didn't he At 10. So that was kind of weird. Never had it happen again. But the last thing I said to my dad was I hate you. So like now, when I get mad at people even if it's warranted that the anger and like whatnot I always then feel like I have to make it right, apologize, send long texts. I don't know if that's a chart thing or if that's just a weird past thing.
Chris Medina :Yeah, it's like a guilt thing, but also, too, scorpio is very deep. I always tell people that are Scorpios. You guys are the sign of life, death, transformation, but it takes for everything in you to get out of your own fucking way to evolve. Does that make sense?
Johnnna:Yes, it does.
Chris Medina :And Scorpios think of a Scorpion they burrow themselves into the ground. So you guys bury yourself into your emotions. You guys can kind of stay there. Does that make sense? Guilt is a huge thing for Scorpios because they feel things so strongly. So for you to tell me that you told your dad I hate you before you got out of the way.
Chris Medina :Of course you're going to feel some type of way about that and that could affect how you treat other relationships. What I was saying when it comes to me there is that I've been accused over and over again. You were so quick to cut people off. Actually, no, I'm not. Jay will sit here and so will my best friend and come and say no, we told this idiot to cut this person out a long time ago. I like to give them a little bit of a chance, at least two chances, and that's it.
Johnnna:I need to start doing your role. Two chances, that's it. I'm on 200 chances, that's it.
Chris Medina :No, Like I told Lala, we'll use her as an example. When she was on Vanderpump she was telling people about this burning bridges phase that she was going through. Her and I talked about that. I said, God damn it, Virgo, burn those bridges down to a crisp. You know they fucked you over for a reason. You went through that beef there. What makes you think in your verbal mind that you can ever trust them the same way again? Right, Never. It takes, I like to say one time now. It takes one time just to screw me over and I'm pretty easy. Yeah, you are For years. Yeah, you know, just be straight up with me and I'll be straight up with you. I don't go looking for trouble. I don't cause trouble, but if it comes that way, I have to let you go. And people ask me all the time you know what do you do about toxic people? I don't have that shit in my life.
Johnnna:That's amazing. I want to be like. I envy people like you. Me and my other friend just had a conversation about this the other day because she's the same way. Someone like if she goes on a date with someone and they're like she finds out they're messing around or something she's like done, why can't I do that?
Chris Medina :Because of the resolution and also the guilt that you felt there, If kind of like, well, I just want them and I'll throw Virgo in there. Virgo always wants that chance to explain themselves, or that chance for that person to explain them, and I tell them them ghosting you. I ended a friendship because of this and it was this person didn't do anything to me, but this person would not listen to what was going on and would make a big deal out of things, or you know, I don't know how to say this other than just being erotic when it comes to that kind of shit there.
Johnnna:And.
Chris Medina :I would always tell this person again when we're talking about like, letting go of things. This is the reason why you keep getting fucked over is because you recycle the friendships. Again they fuck you over. You have a little bit of downtime, you bring them back then and it picks up there or whatever, and then you feel like a fucking idiot. Well, you are an idiot because you're entertaining this.
Johnnna:I'm like I'm I'm very self-aware. So then I'm even harder. I'm like I'm aware this is happening, but I still can't stop it. Some people like, if you're not self-aware and you, you you're just, you know, going through the motions until someone like snaps you out of it. Maybe they have a reading with you, maybe they go see an astrologer, and they're like, oh okay, yeah, now I'm aware, now I'm going to stop. No bitch over here is just super aware and still doing it.
Chris Medina :Because, because of the way that, the guilt that you feel towards that and also to your own emotions of kind of like well, you never know, like people always say, well, you don't want to burn bridges because you never know when you're going to need them again, I'll find somebody else, trust me, it's not worth. It's not worth the problem and you got to get to. I mean, I can't tell you what to do, but it'd be wonderful to get to that, to let that go. Because, again, I've known you for a few years now and you're somebody that I would always back up there again, you and I've had conversations where you know you've taken responsibility, accountability for the things that you've done here. So you're very aware of that. But you can afford to loosen up and, if you need to, oh, 1000%, 1000.
Johnnna:Thank you for that Good life advice. So if we're talking about placements, what placement scream? Quote, unquote, emotional, unavailable, I'm going to say cancers.
Chris Medina :No, actually I love the sign of cancer. Jay is a cancer, my friend Tara is a cancer. I have a lot of cancer people in my life. They're they're very emotional, they want to take care of. I think the, the I mean I'd have to go with like a, with an air sign, like maybe Aquarius.
Johnnna:Okay.
Chris Medina :Aquarius type energy. What's that? Pisces, aries, taurus, gemini, leo could be emotionally unavailable because they kind of fear emotion. Sometimes they like to sweep it under the rug until they trip over it. Leo is the sun. You got to look at that. I mean the sun is your vitality, how you're shining and how bright you are. To have the sun in Leo it usually makes for a very bright disposition or somebody that doesn't want to go too far below the surface there. So I'd have to say Leos are especially August Leos. I always say that July, early July Leos like from the 22nd to the 31st there are fun to play with. I mean, their teeth aren't as sharp as the late August Leos. They like to have a little bit more fun that way.
Chris Medina :So, I'd say, like Aquarius Leo, maybe Sag at time. I find this is not me being sexist, but I find Sagittarius women to be challenging when it comes to dealing with their emotions at times too.
Johnnna:All right. Can astrology or your charts help you pick like big life decisions, like careers or like where to move and stuff like that? Could someone go to an astrologer and say please help me with this big life decision?
Chris Medina :Yeah, they can tell you. They can give you ideas of where to move from I forgot the exact name of that but they can tell you what regions are best for you and what, which ones you should avoid, which would be hardcore lessons. As far as like job, I mean it depends on what sign, like Scorpio, rules my 10th house. The 10th house is your career house, it's your job house, and if you were to go to an astrologer they would say oh well, chris Medina has the North Node in Scorpio conjunct Uranus up in the 10th conjunct, his Midheaven, which is the 10th house there. So he came here. His profession is going to be somebody that teaches people there's no such thing as life and death or helps people evolve. It could also be in the healthcare industry or law in some way, but it's going to be very public. It's going to be a very public figure or a position that he does. It's not going to be behind the scenes.
Johnnna:That is so cool, I mean when you're saying all this like it literally sounds like when you like a psychic reading, because it's telling you kind of like, but it's more of a guidance, I guess.
Chris Medina :It is because, again, how is that going to work? Like if you would have told me this years ago, I've got the sun in Taurus, the moon in Pisces. People are going to turn around and say, well, the reason why Chris Medina is so psychic or intuitive is because of that site, of that Pisces moon. But I'm also a Taurus, which means I stay in my comfort zone, I don't like change, and with my Pisces moon I could be a little bit of a crybaby or play the martyr at times. I can be that Virgo where I can say, I mean, because the polar opposite of Pisces is Virgo, and I could be that person that's like, fuck, I do all this shit. And then I have to remind myself no, you fucking idiot, you do this because you want to, so shut up, and so I have to snap out of it.
Chris Medina :But if I'm sitting on my own fucking hands and that's what I tell people, get up, take the risk or the chance. Nobody knows you better than yourself. It's great to go to a therapist and go to a psychic and do all this stuff. And again, the difference between me and other psychics is, as I try to capitalize on your strengths, we talk about the weaknesses and what's holding you back there. Let's get rid of all that stuff Because again, it's just a fear and insecurity and some people are better at letting go than others. But I mean, once you tap into somebody and you start telling them, like this girl that I was reading earlier, I was like, girl, you're ready for a relationship, for somebody to hear that that you've never spoken to before?
Chris Medina :I know we're talking about astrology, but the psychic stuff goes with it, and I read her chart too. I mean so when you tell somebody that and you're telling them all from a picture and you're hitting that spot where nobody how often. If you sat here and listened to my readings, you would hear people say nine out of 10 times you are telling me things I already know and that I just told my friend about yesterday, and stuff that I don't bring to the surface, and I tell them those are the best readings, because I'm not telling you anything, using your own words, that you didn't already know and that's something that's so far from the truth of who you are.
Johnnna:And I can attest to that. Like I think at our second reading I remember specifically, you had said some phrase I can't remember now, but you had said some phrase and I said hold on. I said someone literally said that the other day and you were like, or I think I said I told a friend something or something like it was the exact same phrase, and you were like yeah, because I'm only telling stuff you already know. And I was just like because it does like what I said earlier, it feels like walking away from five years of therapy from you, because it's almost like you literally just open that portal that has been shut for so long that you're afraid to tell anyone else and you already know it. And it's like you know, like you can't hide from you in a way.
Chris Medina :But the way that I look at it again, this is where that therapy comes to hand in hand, because, I will be very upfront, I have a lot of clients that are psychologists, psychiatrists I'm talking about, you know, from your ones that just graduated. To the people that I've. I mean, I wish I could tell you some of my clients that have written books, that have been on television I've done all these great things there and I always tell them I would like to refer this person to you because I feel like they need more of a process here. My guides are very much deliver the message. What they choose to do with it is totally up to them. They're asking for your insight. How they choose to handle it is totally up to them and that's what I'll tell them. I'm giving you all this here bringing all this stuff up.
Johnnna:You figure out what you want to do with it, right, right, I agree. What do you say to the people that are skeptics of? I know we've kind of flipped back and forth, but it does go hand in hand, I think, like the skeptics about the psychic ability or even the astrology, when the people are like, oh, astrology is not real, because most people just know astrology as horoscopes.
Chris Medina :Exactly, and that's what I tell people Go get an actual astrology reading, don't go look at the horoscopes and you can do your own astrology. I mean, the best way to learn is to learn it on your own. That's how I did it again, but I learned it differently. But I feel like, again, I would tell somebody that's a skeptic about their chart there, they're going to turn around and say well, you can make this apply to everybody here. But I'm asking you how does this apply to you?
Johnnna:Tell me how you feel about what I am?
Chris Medina :saying Right, yeah. And then the psychic stuff. That's why, again, like I said, the difference between me and other psychics. Again, I'm not saying I'm better than them, I just I've been doing this ever since I was a kid.
Johnnna:I mean, it's no different than me like walking into a hospital and looking at labs and being like, oh, we need to order this, this.
Chris Medina :Than me like walking into a hospital and looking at labs and being like oh, we need to order this, this and this.
Chris Medina :Yeah, it just becomes second nature. Yeah, yeah, Right. I'm saying like when it comes to this guy especially, I mean men, men all the time are so challenging when it comes to readings, and again I will tell them like, does this make sense? Or whatever. And I've gotten more male clients. I did Chris Jericho's podcast, which is did a whole flood of men coming in. And then I have, like the Stallone girls that you know they have a lot of male audience because of those. They're beautiful girls there.
Chris Medina :So I you know, I have men coming in here, but they're always they're, they're always so hard because they're, they're resistant to change. And then when, when you're getting a reading from somebody that you've never met before and you're bringing up all these personal things, they don't know how to handle it times.
Johnnna:Because it's very emotional yeah.
Chris Medina :Or I love this one. They come to me for couples therapy. I tell this to my clients all the time and I will tell the guy your mother really did, really, you know, really fucked you over when it comes to you dating other, you know, dating women or getting married. Well, what do you mean? Are you talking shit about my mother? And I'm like no, I said your mother babied you and, just in order to shut you up, just gave you your way. But how does that work in the real world with a real woman that is not your mother? They're not going to put up with that shit and you're going to wonder why you can't make relationships work, because you're so used to hearing what you want to hear. This is your mother.
Johnnna:Oh, I honestly didn't know that you did couples readings. That would be very interesting.
Chris Medina :So much trouble with that shit. I'm talking about having that, having doing a reading with them, with them both sitting there on zoom, don't know that. The husband's getting ready to enter, and I say I really wish you would have called me on your own. And then the husband's listening oh, why is it going to be a bad reading? And I said I get on camera, just like this. Yeah, like fuck. So I'm like, oh, no, no, no, I was just saying that she'd probably be a little bit more open if you guys were on your own.
Chris Medina :Yeah, or what about you being live with Lala and Randall? I mean, you know how I am too, and it took everything in me not to be. Don't fucking touch me.
Johnnna:But for real, though, you were saying everything you could to drop the hints, because I was even picking up when I was listening, I was like, is he?
Chris Medina :saying what I think he's saying. But I have. I'm sitting in the middle, lala's to my left, randall's to my right, as I'm talking. You're not seeing because it's not a visual one. You're not seeing how close his hand is to my hand, bumping it as I'm saying things and I'm like, and everybody, her whole crew, when I got off of there, they all looked at me and they were just like, and I was like, yeah.
Johnnna:I'm gonna do right. Well, it because you were literally like you were being as respectful as you could to not come out and just say hey, by the way, this isn't going to work. Like you were, you really were.
Chris Medina :There was another podcast that I was on and we could talk about this after, where the person asked me well, how do you see this relationship? And I was like that's totally up to you, and then something happened. Yeah.
Johnnna:Okay, okay, we'll talk about that later, but what's your biggest astrology ick that you get?
Chris Medina :The biggest astrology ick that I get would be that whole full moon thing, the ritual stuff, and then when we talk about the eclipses and all that stuff, I mean I know people are really into their sun signs, they want to post all that stuff there, but it gives me the ick when you see them do all these rituals and I'm like again, I know who you are, so this really wouldn't apply to you. So how does this? I mean you can't tell somebody stuff that they don't want to hear. And I'll get this from the love and light community too, yeah, but you can't mess with people's belief systems. You know you can't take their hope away because of blah, blah, blah. Yeah, but when?
Johnnna:they're sitting there wondering why they're stuck. When you give psychic readings, you you're very honest, like sometimes you ask people if they don't want to hear bad things and stuff like that. But what about the astrology side? Like have you ever looked at someone's chart and just been like, oh, I don't want to tell them this?
Chris Medina :Yeah, but then that also goes. That also goes hand in hand with the psychic stuff too. So again, like I said, depending on the client, again I'm going to be very respectful of what you want to hear and, obviously, what you don't want to hear. When I say I tell you what you need to hear, not what you want to hear, it's like I give you all that stuff up front but I'm not going there and tell you, oh you know, when you're going to die or that you shouldn't be doing this, or head so sun sign that you would date again.
Johnnna:Leo Sun, sign you wouldn't date again.
Chris Medina :Taurus.
Johnnna:Who's the most misunderstood Zodiac sign?
Chris Medina :I would have to say Aries.
Johnnna:Aries Sign that gives main character energy.
Chris Medina :Leo, who catches feelings after one night and who leaves before sunrise pisces, catches feelings in one night and oh god, I'm gonna get some shit for this and I think sag leaves before the sun comes up if mars is in gemini, is it fun or chaotic?
Chris Medina :If Mars is in Gemini. Is it fun or chaotic? It could be a little bit of both, because it's an air, so it's a little bit more. I like to look at it as being a little bit more options available and not being so tight with things or being so ornery when it comes to it.
Johnnna:Okay, Rising sign that always looks good.
Chris Medina :This is a good. This is that's a really good question. Virgo rising and Libra rising.
Johnnna:Okay.
Chris Medina :Libra is, remember, libra is Venus, which is all about aesthetics. They look, they are more, they care about how things look, the color of things aesthetically pleasing. Virgo, it's hard. I mean, Virgo always looks. I mean, of course you have some slob Virgos, but they look, they know how to dress, from the makeup to the. I mean, if you see a Virgo rising people or people with hardcore Virgo, virgo placements, their makeup is impeccable. Their, their clothes are good. I mean, they have a very youthful look to them, very clean, cut in some ways. But yeah, they yeah, very good looking to look at.
Chris Medina :I know we talked about a chaotic couple, but who is the most toxic couple pairing? Fuck? You know, even though I kind of bigged us up, you and I, I think that a Scorpio and a Taurus could be toxic and I don't I believe that I dated a Taurus, I believe that I'm a Taurus through and through here and I've always been very upfront about my past and I don't believe that I dated a Taurus.
Chris Medina :I believe that I'm a Taurus through and through here and I've always been very upfront about my past and what I used to do as far as, like you know, messing with people's heads and playing that game, and I don't think people realize. Everybody gives Scorpio a lot of shit and they say that it's like the worst sign of the Zodiac. I think it's Taurus.
Chris Medina :Good, because I thought you know people do give scorpios a lot of yeah but but the thing with you guys is that you guys I mean I don't want to throw you under the bus, but you guys are very emotional, so it doesn't take much to kind of hurt your feelings that way and you guys, you guys can be vindictive in different ways, but a tourist, the tourists will have the patience to you all the way to the very end. Oh wow, I can pick up a tourist like nothing, like when I, when I see somebody you know I don't have a lot of Taurus friends because, again, like I said, we can be very. My dad's a Taurus too. The difference between him and I is that he's got a cancer rising. I have a Capricorn rising, but he's a Taurus sun and a Pisces moon and you can only spend, like when I say a Virgo, a Virgo has a three-hour time limit, then it's time to dip.
Johnnna:yeah, um, who, um, what is one sign that you would trust with all your secrets?
Chris Medina :cancer jay, jay he was gonna tell the tell-all book it would be did you give him if you pass.
Johnnna:No, I don't want you to pass, but like if you did, you say look, if I pass away you can write a tell all book.
Chris Medina :Yeah, he's dying. For somebody to ask what's going on, yeah, or how I am as a person.
Johnnna:What is one sign you wouldn't let near your ex?
Chris Medina :Near my ex.
Johnnna:Yeah, that means you would really not. I have to like this sign. What's one sign that you wouldn't let near your current partner? Torres best place sorry, go ahead.
Chris Medina :Torres has a way of being extreme. They're the most. I don't care what anybody says. Astrologers challenge me on this, me on this. We are the most manipulative sign in the entire zodiac.
Johnnna:What would other astrologers say? They would say Scorpio.
Chris Medina :They would say Scorpio and they would say well, we can see Taurus because of the stubbornness and this, this and that there, but when a Taurus gets upset, there is no. I mean, I don't care what water sign you have in your chart, there Taurus can be a. I've dealt with the men and women. What, um, is the best placement for money bobs?
Johnnna:taurus, we're doing a lot of taurus talk.
Chris Medina :Taurus is the money maker of the zodiac. Oh, oh, People that have hardcore Taurus placements like their workhouse. Be Taurus and they're fucking killing it. Or Taurus in the second house, where it's supposed to be at. No, yeah, it would be. Taurus is the second house. I misspoke earlier and said Taurus was the fourth house. No, Taurus is the second house.
Johnnna:Okay.
Chris Medina :So yeah. So anybody that has really good placements in the second house there can be really good with money. Of course there's going to be opposition to that there, but Taurus is the moneymaker. Taurus' motto is why would I go work for you when I can work for myself and make it all?
Johnnna:Man, ain't that the truth I wish I. I need to look. I'm going to look at mine when we're done.
Chris Medina :What is the worst placement for communication? That's hard, I would say. I mean, if you're gonna know, that could be beneficial there. Oh, the 12th house. The 12th house is the house of the subconscious, is a Pisces house, so it's very much if you have your Mercury there or you have your sun there or your moon there. You're not really big on communicating, you're not really big on opening up. There you can be very perceptive and very aware of how other people think and how they feel there. But when it comes to you that that's a that can be a closed book that you don't want anybody looking in on. So it'd have to go with the 12th house.
Johnnna:Awesome. And then who or which sign is most likely to ghost and then spin the block?
Chris Medina :Aries. I have Venus and Aries, venus. You need a lot of mental stimulation in a relationship with an Aries because we get I have Venus and Aries. We get bored very easily. I mean again, I'm very transparent about my past. I don't think there was one relationship that I didn't cheat on.
Johnnna:Really, but you're such a sweet man man wouldn't have liked me back then, I probably would have, because I like toxic people. For some reason oh, I was. Yeah, I was pretty bad well, I already know the answer to this, but we'll do it anyways. Go to comfort, sign in your life cancer um sign that talks the most smack but cries in the shower fucking pisces, pisces, men.
Chris Medina :Men, I always tell them during a reading when they send me a picture of the husband or they don't send anything at all and I'm looking out. People don't understand when I say what I mean by this, but when I'm seeing your husband or your partner through your eyes, I will always ask them all right, is this person a pisces? Because this fucker likes to dish it but cannot take it. That is a Pisces.
Johnnna:It's so funny when you say things because it makes me have flashbacks to our readings and you did the same thing. You were like is this person a so-and-so? Yeah.
Chris Medina :Second nature to me. I'm telling you.
Johnnna:Who gives Gaslight gatekeep? Girl boss, energy Fuck.
Chris Medina :I'm going to go with Sag.
Johnnna:Okay, and your personal astrology red flag.
Chris Medina :Oh my God, um, that would to me that would be. Oh my God, that would to me that would be. That would be like the moon, like like anybody that would have, like a, like a, like a, like a hardcore Virgo moon or a Virgo sun.
Johnnna:Okay.
Chris Medina :Something like that there, because I know I'll know what I'll get out of that and that's going to be. I'm just going to be fine. That's going to be a violent relationship, because I'll want to smack the shit out of that and that's going to be. I'm just going to be fine, that's going to be a violent relationship, Cause I'll want to smack the shit out of it because they the the neurotic and the need to kind of nitpick and you'll always know a Virgo, because they'll be like oh, that's good, but have you ever thought about doing this? Have you ever thought about shutting your fucking mouth?
Johnnna:to be a narcissist.
Chris Medina :Fucking A it's going to be. Oh my God, I'm throwing myself under the bus. People are going to be like we told you he was a narcissist Taurus, but I've outgrown that. That's why, when I look at people and I like Taurus energy, you're not going to suck me back into that you can't.
Johnnna:How did you overcome it?
Chris Medina :My guides Okay, my guides into that. You can't. Yeah, how did you overcome it? My guides, okay, my guides they. They told me this is the time I'm girl, I'm telling you right now. Being a tourist, I used to do things in front of people's faces that I always say that people don't realize what you're doing, even if it's in there in front of their face. I'd go to the market and I know this is bad here, I'm just gonna throw it out there, and I would have stuff that I was stealing and while I was talking to the cashier moving it in the bottom of my hands like, oh my God, before you know it, you're out the door.
Johnnna:You know what, though someone? So I've done like some toxic men podcasts with like females and someone told me that I need to have a male on there. That used to be like because and I've tried to do that with my male friends, but they don't know what toxic men are because I'm very fortunate to have like male friends that are not toxic that should be our next podcast. We need to, you need to give women advice and what to look for in these toxic men.
Chris Medina :How? Yeah, and here's the thing too. I'm going to put one more thing. I know we're almost out of time here, but I want to say this here I've been in toxic friendships and relationships and I've also been friends with girls because, again, I guess I'm very gay you obviously tell but I'm also very masculine in other areas of my life. So I always had a good majority of male friends and female friends. And when you combine those two and you have a girl that's dating one of your male friends and you know the male's cheating on her, because I mean I would drive up to Apple Valley with my tourist friend, who was a guy who was dating my cousin. He'd be fucking some girl over there, and then we'd come back and he'd be all lovey dovey with her and I'd be caught in the middle of all that shit. So I know toxic relationships like yeah, like the back, yeah.
Johnnna:Well, thank you so much, Chris, for doing this. This has been so much fun and I've learned so much. Now I got to go look up my signs with chat GPT.
Chris Medina :Well, I will send me your birth information, I'll send you your chart and then we can look at it together.
Johnnna:Okay, perfect. Well, I'm going to stop the recording real quick because then I got to say something to you. But thank you so much, and guys tell everybody where they can find you and get a reading.
Chris Medina :Yeah, chris Medina dot guide and if you want to look at my stuff and see what I'm all about, go to at psychic Chris M. That's the only tag. That name tag that I have is at psychic Chris M. Twitter, instagram, facebook.
Johnnna:Yes, and guys, he will never slide in your DMS at all Never.
Chris Medina :I do not solicit readings online at all. If you're talking about readings over social media, I will refer you to my email. Yes, thank you.
